i write sins not shopping receipts
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
IT’S MUCH BETTER TO BUY THESE KINDS OF THINGS
WHEN THEY’RE ON SALE FOR THAT WEEK!
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When Marvel wants you to play the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy you get ripped. Chris Pratt one year ago compared to now.
Now, how many horrible questions do you think he’s going to get about what foods he misses, or how hard it was to be able to fit into his costume?
not entirely true though. he was asked what he cut out of his diet to get that fit, and he spoke the truth
Still like him tubby!
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Oh baby, give me one more chance,
To show you that I love you.
Won’t you please let me back in your heart!
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A Fire Pit IN THE POOL
A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table
Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen
A Wine Cellar Trap Door
A Sleepover Room
A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave
A Swing-Set Dining…
Drake & Josh - 2007
iCarly - 2010
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