Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.
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*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
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To be honest, I still can’t believe he didn’t call her back.
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If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying
what do you mean tried
I’m so grateful that when I was a child, technology wasn’t important or a big factor in everyone’s lives. I got to be a kid. Its sad seeing 6 year olds with an iPhone because when I was 6, I was climbing trees and poking at insects.
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The ocean was pretty today
Alcohol vs marijuana
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